I like to hack Rails apps. I’ve forgotten more about Linux than most people would ever want to know. I rarely sleep. I run reiser4 with compression enabled and gentoo on my laptop for the sheer hell of it. I was running Slackware with the NetBSD ports tree well before Gentoo existed, because, yes, I REALLY AM THAT HARDCORE. I’ve worked for EngineYard.com as an app support engineer (and promptly quit because they’re a bunch of hippies). I defined a self-referential has and belongs to many relationship for managing VirtualProducts consisting of Products just because I thought it sounded cool. I start fires recreationally. I’ve been known to fire a 30.06 out of my bedroom window. I swap cog so goddamn hard it’ll make your teeth hurt. And most importantly, if you hire me, I won’t make you feel like an asshole for doing so.
I wanna make $45k/yr 1099’d. You wanna give it to me. I can tell. Don’t lie.
Some guy who emailed me apparently wanting a job.